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Ke$ha - Tik Tok (Parody) - Text

Wake up in the morning, feeling totally shitty
I'm in the bath, plugs in my ass
I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth
with a handful of smack
Because when I leave for the night
I always come back black
Talking damn my name is Rose, Rose
I dig Shakespearean prose, prose
Blowing up my student loan, loan, loan
I'm picking puke out of my hair, hair
Stumbling down the stairs, stairs
Watching blee before it airs
God damn, this is crap
And my nose is full of crack
I want more, I'm out the door
Because my life is such a bore
I need fame, this is lame and I'm secretly quite tame
I lied, I don't do drugs
But I do like Turkish rugs
I need a break, not a rake
Or a steak, I'm not a fake
My voice is crap, need a slap
Like before I start to rap
I need skills that give chills and totally pay the bills, now
Ain't got a care in this world
and I can't really steer
Ain't got no money in my pocket,
but my smear test was clear
Now the dudes are lining up,
because they hear that we've got swagger
But we kick them to the curb unless they
have perfect grammar
I'm talking never actually being drunk, drunk
But I've just found another chunk, chunk
Got studies that I'm gonna flunk, flunk, flunk
I said exposure is the key, key
Just need a part on Glee, Glee
Fame is a guarantee, I said fame is a guarantee
That's it, I'll be legit
Holy shit, is that a zit
I need plans and some fans
Maybe I should join a band
I can't sing live, or at all
Autotune just sings it all
I'll be a hit, because I'm a Brit
And I'm totally kinda fit
Clean up my act, it's a fact
Gonna need a contract
I'll be papped in the street
treating like a piece of meat, now
You build me up, you knocked me down
My Facebook fanpage is boring
No YouTube hits,
I call it quits
No chance of ever touring
With my hands up, you've got me now
Look I've resorted to MySpace
That's so emo
I already know
That's something I've got to embrace
Now the party don't start 'till the emos log in
It's cool, you're a fool
And I know I really rule
Your words are mean, you loser teen
Go jack off to Wolwerine
Screw this shit, I admit
This is lame I'm gonna quit, now
Still got my pride, wait that's gone
Just a skank whore all alone
Mascara ran, but I'm a man and I could
really start a clan
Bouncing back, I'll be whack
And you'll have a heart attack, now

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